manusia...malaikat...syaitan

Manusia - Eh, dah subuh dah?

Malaikat - bangunlah wahai anak Adam, tunaikan solat subuh mu ....

Syaitan - Alahhhhhh, kejaplah, ngantuk ini...awal lagi nie?.zzzzzzzz

Manusia - Nak makan, laparlah ??

Malaikat - Wahai Anak Adam, mulakanlah dengan Bismillah....

Syaitan - Ahh, tak payahla... dah lapar ini !! mmm..sedapnyaaaa? ...

Manusia - Hari ni nak pakai apa ye?

Malaikat - Wahai anak Adam, pakailah pakaian yang menutup aurat..

Syaitan - Ehh, panaslah, takde style langsung, nampak kampung!!!

Manusia - Alamak, dah lewat!

Malaikat - Bersegeralah wahai manusia , nanti terlewat ke pejabat..

Syaitan - Ahhh?awal lagi?mmm..aaahh? suruh si X, punchkanlah?

Manusia - Azan sudah kedengaran.. ..

Malaikat - Wahai anak Adam, bersegeralah menunaikan kewajipan

Syaitan - Baru pukul berapa.. rilex lah..awal lagi nieii?.

Manusia - Eh, eh.... tak boleh tengok ini, berdosa...

Malaikat - Wahai anak Adam, alihkanlah pandanganmu, sesungguhnya Allah Maha Melihat dan mengetahui !S

yaitan - Perggghh... best tu... . rugi ooo kalau tak tengok nie..

Manusia - Saudaraku sedang melakukan dosa

Malaikat - Wahai anak Adam, cegahla ia..

Syaitan - Apa kau sibuk? Jangan jaga tepi kain orang, lantaklahh? ...

Manusia - Elok kalau aku sampaikan nasihat ini kepada orang lain

Malaikat - Wahai anak Adam, nasihat-menasihatil ah sesama kamu..

Syaitan - Sendiri pikirlah, semua dah besar, buat apa susah2... pandai2lah?

Manusia - aku telah berdosa..

Malaikat - Wahai anak Adam, bertaubatlah kamu,sesungguhnya Allah Maha Pengampun.

Syaitan - Tangguhlah dulu, lain kali boleh bertaubat... lagipun muda hanya sekali....rugila. .... (kalau sempatla)

Manusia - Kalau pergi, mesti seronok!

Malaikat - Wahai anak Adam, kakimu ingin melangkah ke jalan yang dimurkai Allah, berpalinglah dari jalan itu .....

Syaitan - Jangan bimbang, tiada sesiapa yang tahu...Jomlahhh?

Manusia - Uuhhh?letihnya arini..tak solat lagi nieee?.

Malaikat - Wahai anak Adam, taatilah Allah dan RasulNYA, kebahagiaan di dunia dan akhirat untukmu. Solat itu wajib bagimu...

Syaitan - Hey anak Adam, ikutilah aku,kebahagiaan di dunia (sahaja) dan kebahagiaan diakhirat (jangan mimpilah!) untukmu....

Sekarang anda mempunyai 3 pilihan :

1. Anda - Patutke aku biarkan E-mail ini tetap dalam mailbox aku.

2. Malaikat - Ingatkan pada kawan yang anda kenal (Forward E-mail ini)

3. Syaitan - Tak payahlah sebuk2

birthdays

dear .....

month of april witnesses the birthdays' of 2 precious ppl in my life...

(1) my hubby --- MUHD NOOR BIN ABDUL RAHIM

(2) my 2nd sis-in-law --- NOOR HANIM BINTE ABDUL RAHIM

hubby had double celebration - first, we go makan2 @ east coast with my family & walk around changi airport...

the next day, we had dinner with his family...we had fried bee hoon, chkn wings, sausages, nuggets & many more...

a week after, we celebrated kak hanim's b'day @ yishun...we had ice-cream cake, home made yong tau foo, pizza, chewy chewy & many more...

we really had so much FUN!!!

happy 33rd

dear .....

happy 33rd birthday to my dear sister-in-law...NOOR HANIM BINTE ABDUL RAHIM <3

semoga dipanjang umur & dimurahkan rezeki...AMIN :)

immediate failure!!!

dear .....

who says only cristiano ronaldo can score hat-trick?!!!

me too can!!! well i jus did it by failing my driving test again & its the 3rd successive IMMEDIATE FAILURE!!! DAMN IT!!!

twice while doin' vertical parking & once (jus now) hit d kerb @ zebra crossing!!! dangerous driving so tester cnt say anitin :( :( :(

its ok noreen...try again!!!

pray for me guys!!!

he's 30!!!

dear .....

i would like to wish a very Happy 30th Birthday to my cute, handsome, bubbly & charming husband!!! HEHEHE :) :) :)

Semoga Dipanjangkan Umur & Dimurahkan Rezeki...

stay cute always...

champions league draw 2009

dear frens .....

interesting fixtures @ tis years champs league journey into the 1/4-final...semi-final...& finals...

the draw: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uKR5s9QXiZI

to know more: http://www.uefa.com/competitions/ucl/index.html

come & cheer on for your favourite team...

hairil's weddin' @ 8 March 2009

dear .....

attended an ex-classmate weddin' on 8 mar 09 @ yishun & at the same time take d opportunity to meet with the rest (though not all came) after say abt 11 years?!!!

was happy 2 see them, some are married with kids...engaged...and a few still single!!! wonder what they are waitin' for?!! *wink wink*

hairil with his wifey...[btw hairil & i are classmates from sec.1 to 5]

class of 1998 with their respective partners...
siti aishah...noreen...noraindah...
[not same class though...i was in ARTS & they were in OA]
L to R: aishah, nora, ME, sidi's wifey, effen's GF, nasran's wifey, azman's GF...nice knowin' u gals...till we meet again :)

the "hooligans" of class 1998...[excludin' my hubby & aishah's hubby who is in stripes]

mohd radzi @ 25

dear .....

my noisy bro-in-law turned 25 on 2nd Mar...didnt really celebrate due to "credit crunch" but we presented him a cake...

best wishes & best of luck :)

happy 25th b'day...

wats tat bottle doing there?!
with his brother who is also my hubby...

with his sister & lil aiman....

with parents & sis-in-law which is me...

smile from heaven :)

dear .....

a SMILE from heaven.....

have a great weekend everyone.....

carling cup 2009

dear .....

more than words can say...

Tottenham 0 Man United 0

but United WON 4-1 on penalties...

[source: http://www.manutd.com/]