Tuesday, 23 September 2008

50 ways to prove that you grew up in the 1980s in s'pore


  • You grew up watching He-man, Transformers, Silverhawk, Ultraman, Super Friends, Woody WoodPecker, Tom & Jerry, Care Bears, My Little Pony, Smurfs and Mickey Mouse. Not to forget, maybe Ninja turtles too. [care bears & smurfs for me]

  • You grew up brushing your teeth with a mug in primary school during recess time. You would squat by a drain with all your classmates beside you, and brush your teeth with a colored mug. The teachers said you must brush each side ten times. Not forgetting the silly red tablet which you know not the purpose for. [yah lor...very eeekkkk]

  • You know what SBC stands for. [Singapore Broadcasting Corporation]

  • You know in school, you could subscribe to get the milk which would come before you go back home. Some days you would get chocolate milk, other days strawberry. The old Magnolia fresh milk came in a triangular packet. [yeah i did but not everytime]

  • You were there when the first Chinese serial, The Awakening was shown on TV. [actors/actresses: Huang Wenyong 黄文永, Guan Wu, Chen Tianshong, Chen Tian Wen 陈天文, Liu Qiu Lian, Yun Xiang, Liang Tian, Li Yinzhu.]

  • Everyone in class would tremble in fear when someone with a gauze stuck in the mouth came to your class and called out a name to go visit the school dentist. [yah lor]
  • You find your friends with pagers and handphone cool in secondary school

  • SBS buses used to be non-airconditioned. The bus seats were made of wood and the cushion was red. The big red bell gave a loud BEEEP when pressed. There were colorful tickets for CSS buses. The conductor would check tickets using a machine that punched a hole in each ticket. All SBS buses used to be manually operated, with a gigantic gearstick to the left of the driver. [now its all confitioned & a feeder bus cost you $1/- haizzz]

  • Your favorite actor and actress were Huang Wenyong and Xiang Yun. Next were Li Nanxing and Zoe Tay and the Aiyoyo woman (Chen Liping). [also madeline zhu...cheri lim...]

  • You’ve probably read Young Generation magazine. You know who’s Vinny the Little Vampire and Constable Acai. For some, cikgu will always ask to buy the “Dewan Bahasa” magazine.You were there when they first introduced MRT here (Yio Chu Kang to Toa Payoh). [constable acai is nice]

  • You went for the first ride with your parents and you would kneel on the seat to see the scenery.

  • Movie tickets used to cost only $3.50. Tickets were scrawled across using big red pencils. Ushers brought you into the cinemas using big metallic torchlights. [its a bloody $9.50 now]
  • Gals were fascinated by Strawberry Short Cake and Barbie Dolls. You also collected sticker books of Street Fighter, The Semi-Pro Soccer League (for boys) and care bears (for girls) by Panini, trying to complete the impossible task of filling up each sticker book.

  • You remember some taxis were green in color. Taxis had gearsticks behind the steering wheel, with a transparent knob and little colorful flowers inside the knobs.

  • You longed to buy tidbits called Kaka (20 cents per pack), and Ding Dang (50 cents per box), that had a toy in it and it changes every week. Not forgetting the 15-cent animal crackers and the ringpop, where the lollipop is the diamond on the ring. [there is also push-pop]

  • You watched TV2 (also known as Channel 10) cartoons because Channel 5 never had enough cartoons for you.All that you know about Cantonese is from the Hong Kong serials you watched on TV2. You probably would remember George Lam as the moustached man whose line was “Are you OK?” in the Guiness Stout Advertisement.

  • You grew up reading ladybird books. Hardy Boys, Nancy Drew, The Three Investigators, Famous Five and Secret Seven were probably the thickest story books you ever thought you had. Even Sweet Valley High and Malory Towers. You also love Enid Blyton’s Enchanted Wood, Magic Faraway tree

  • The only food you bought from McDonalds was the fish fillet burger and French fries as it wasn’t halal back then and your parents didn’t allow you to buy other stuff.KFC used to be a high class place that let you use metal forks and knives. [now kfc has 1 of d worst service other then LJS]

  • The most vulgar thing you said was “asshole” and “idiot”… you just couldn’t bring yourself to say the Hokkien relative.Catching was the “in” thing (a.k.a. Police and Thief) and twist or “choap” was the magic word. For those who always frequented the void decks, there was the “rumah dayak”, Octopus and “Goli Duit”.

  • Your English workbook was made of some poor quality paper that was smooth and yellow. And the textbooks were striped in different colors for different levels.Some part of your school was ALWAYS haunted, like the toilet or clock tower or a certain block. You walk fast to avoid them.The only computer lessons in school involved funny pixel characters in 16 colors walking about trying to teach you math. You printed with noisy dot matrix printers and used computer paper with two rows of holes at the sides. Mouse? What’s that

  • Waterbottles, with your favorite cartoon character on it, were slung around your neck and a must everywhere you go.

  • Boys loved to play soccer with small tennis balls in the basketball court.Hopscotch, five stones, chapteh and zero point were all the rage with the girls and boys too… Remember 5 times, highest, one-inch [zero point was my favorite!!!]

  • Science was fun with the balsam and the angsana being the most important plants of our lives. Remember the “Young Scientist” badge you got when you completed the set of tasks in written on the blue booklet for “Young Ecologist”, “Young Botanist”, etc? The first excursion to the Science Centre was the best day of your life. [i had nvr got those badges...not interested to take part]

  • Who could forget Ahmad, Bala, Gopal, Sumei, Peihua and John, eternalised in the textbooks. Even Mr. Wolly, Mr. Yakki. [not forgetting zaki...siti...]

  • You did stupid exercises like seal crawl and frog jumps.

  • Every Children’s Day and National Day you either get pencils or pens printed with “Happy Children’s Day 1983″ or dumb files printed with “Happy National Day 1984". [tis is reali dumb]

  • In Primary Six you had to play buddy for the younger kids like big sister and brother.

  • There was an ACES day where you would get this stupid hat and do the Great Singapore Workout. [sing: oh dont be shy, give it a try & make your body moving like mine...oh spore, spore workout time...]

  • The Scouts used to wear shorts, and the NCC uniform was a plain green color without camouflage.

  • The worksheets were made of rough brown paper of poor quality. [hahaha]

  • During art and craft classes, you had to make your own art folio using a vanguard sheet. [always get C for my art folio...]

  • You went to school in slippers and a raincoat when it rained, and you find a dry spot in the school to sit and wipe yourself dry. Then you wear your dry and warm socks and shoes.

  • During National Day, you would have to do and decorate your own shakers, usually using a cassette tape container, or an empty aluminium can with green beans inside all taped up and decorated with white and red paper.

  • Who can forget the all-time favorite recorder you played during music lessons?

  • After exams, you brought Game & Watch to school, and played card games like “Snap”, “Donkey” and “Old Maid”. You also played pick-up sticks and Snakes & Ladders and the aeroplane board game. Those erasers with the flags were also a popular game. Either that or you would play those cards comparing aeroplanes, warships, or tanks - who had more firepower or speed or weight, etc.

  • You remember your uncles, big brothers and father screaming and shouting in front of the TV when the Singapore soccer team (always in blue jerseys) played against the Malaysians.

  • Your friends considered you lucky and rich if your parents gave you $3 or more for pocket money everyday.During class gatherings, parents always tag along in case someone gets lost at Orchard Road. [$1 for me...wich is gud enuf]

  • You freak out when the teacher tells you to line up according to height and hold hands with the corresponding boy or girl.
  • Handkerchieves were a must for both gendersCollecting notebooks, erasers and all kinds of stationery was a popular thing.
  • The bookshop was a favorite place to go to get all those stuff during recess.
  • Autograph books were loaded with “Best Wishes”, “Forget Me Not”, and little poems like “Birds fly high, hard to catch. Friends like you, hard to forget”.
  • Class monitors and prefects loved to say “You talk somemore, I write your name ah!” [not forgetin' d road crossing monitors too]
  • You remember songs sung by a huge group of people, like 4U2C, Feminin, Nico (Malay) and the English “We Are The World”. In secondary school, you listened to Bananarama, Jason Donavan, Kylie Minogue, New Kids on the Block, ABBA, and Tommy Page (Remember “A Shoulder to Cry On“?)
  • Large, colorful schoolbags were carried. And fanciful pencil cases with lots of small tiny drawers, trays, sharpener or thermometer that pop out at the push of a button were the “in” thing.
  • You brought every single book to school, even though there was one thing called the timetable, written on the inside cover of your little blue notebook.

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